(Thanks to @NBCCSue for these!) Just for fun – I know that many of you are marking this week …
Posts under ‘Jokes’
Happy Star Wars day everyone!!!
“May the 4th be with you”!
The spoon #joke #rofl
Received via email, I know its old, but still, too funny not to share. A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, "Steve’s Place," and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It [...]
ECONOMIC STIMULUS PROGRAM FOR CANADIANS
Received in an email and had to share… *** This is an exciting new program, explained with the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money ? A. From taxpayers. Q. [...]
Blonde Jokes
I know, not new and not politically correct, but still funny! (not to mention I used to be blonde…) Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away…. Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, [...]
Technical Support #joke #rofl
(oldie but goodie I received from my friend Melody and decided was worth sharing) *** Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband [...]
Password Audit
Received this in an email from Rob S. Too funny not to share! During a recent corporate password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyOttawa" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told her password had to be at least 8 characters long [...]
Replacement Windows (Joke)
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them. Hellloooo,………..just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean [...]
The Mistress
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who the hell was that??” “Oh,” replies [...]
Silly Signs
Spotted in the toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES. PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. In a London department store : BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office : WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE [...]