(Thanks to @NBCCSue for these!) Just for fun – I know that many of you are marking this week …
Posts Tagged ‘Jokes’
Happy Star Wars day everyone!!!
“May the 4th be with you”!
The spoon #joke #rofl
Received via email, I know its old, but still, too funny not to share. A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, "Steve’s Place," and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It [...]
ECONOMIC STIMULUS PROGRAM FOR CANADIANS
Received in an email and had to share… *** This is an exciting new program, explained with the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money ? A. From taxpayers. Q. [...]
Blonde Jokes
I know, not new and not politically correct, but still funny! (not to mention I used to be blonde…) Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away…. Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, [...]
Technical Support #joke #rofl
(oldie but goodie I received from my friend Melody and decided was worth sharing) *** Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband [...]
Password Audit
Received this in an email from Rob S. Too funny not to share! During a recent corporate password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyOttawa" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told her password had to be at least 8 characters long [...]
Replacement Windows (Joke)
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them. Hellloooo,………..just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean [...]
The Mistress
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who the hell was that??” “Oh,” replies [...]
Vatican Humour…
After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the driver, ‘Would you please take your seat so we can leave?’ ‘Well, to tell you the truth,’ says the Pope, ‘they never [...]